Lets create a new law that will make the world a more fun place.

Lets adopt a law recognizing ship captains can actually perform weddings on board their vessels while at sea. This would then make our law congruent with the myth.

Lets require a dearly departed’s will actually be read to the assembled grieving family, some of whom eagerly await to hear what bit of the material world they have been left. Attire must be black.

Lets require courtrooms actually be filled with curious onlookers throughout the entire trial, as it is in the movies, gasping at the appropriate moments.

Lets regulate Elvis impersonators, requiring a license and fees.

Let’s install bike lanes on freeways.

Let’s adopt left hand drive like they have in the United Kingdom, Jamaica, Hong Kong and a few other former colonies, along with Japan and assorted other countries in the Far East.

Lets require live entertainment for people while they are waiting for licensing and vehicle registration at the Department of Motor Vehicles.

Lets require postal employees to wear costumes of their favorite historical figures.

Lets require Disney to open and operate a theme park in every state, granting a waiver to Alaska and Hawaii as they already qualify as theme parks.

Lets adopt a 4 day work week. This leaves three days rather than two for lawyers to catch up on work.

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