The worst thing that can happen to a lawyer is to be in a fight over personal property, particularly after the owner of the property has died. The people this unfortunate testator intended to have the asset post mortem may never see their wishes followed because the lawyer with any experience at all refuses to get involved with the fight.
Personal property is best described as objects people can pick up and walk off with at any time, but right after a death the owner is not in a position to object. This is opposed to real property which is of course dirt and the structures on it, or intellectual property like stocks and bonds that are generally not laying around the house at any given moment of one’s last breath.
For some reason it doesn’t enter the mind of the purloining party that this object doesnt belong to them, and that first lesson of kindergarten still applies post mortem. Instead it seems a new rule applies that begins with the phrase “He doesnt need this any more…..”.
So lets say the disgruntled heirs who have perhaps only the residual clause of the will to support the claim (which is a perfectly valid means to pass property ), as they are the takers under that final clause. The lawyer has to first prove the deceedant actually owned the property the dispossessed heir claims to have existed. Guns, tools, lamps, a wagon wheel from the 19th century, photos, silver, 1963 Seattle Worlds Fair memorabilia, all are among the claimed “disappeared” that have crossed this lawyers desk and have gone on to require a disproportionate amount of time to the value of the assets in question. We literally have gone to the local hardware stores trying to show the deceedant actually bought the Kobalt tools he always said he was going to buy, without any success.
We have in our state a great little statute that is supposed to help with this, and many other wills from other jurisdictions have something similar. The statute allows the person who has made the will to leave a list of who is to get what personal property at death, signed and dated, no witnesses required, so long as the will refers to the list and the will is properly executed with the two witnesses initially. The list can be changed at any time by the testator prior to death.
This avoids many problems post mortem. First it proves the testator had at least at one point ownership of the personal property. Secondly we know who he or she intended it to go to. Third, if suddenly someone who had access to the house at the time of death suddenly has the wagon wheel or a nice set of silver at Thanksgiving, we have a pretty good idea what to do next.
The oddity is that any value of object can be transferred by the statute. Our testator may have owned 5 acres of radioactive dirt next door to the Hanford Nuclear Reservation whose value is dubious but also a $100,000 yacht in the Everett Marina. It takes Wills Act formalities with the two witnesses to pass the worthless dirt, but only this list attached to the will to pass the yacht, no witnesses required. This invites fraud and forgery if you ask me, but then I worry for a living because I possess the secret knowledge of lawyers.